"It was everything I ever dreamed of. And then I woke up."

   — (via ericpaz)





but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 






I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs



they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:


This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone)


"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

"Let me explain something to you fucking dickwads.
Mental issues aren’t fucking Pokémon. You don’t have to collect them all.
Mental issues don’t make you a special fucking flower who deserves the most sunlight and the best spot in the ground. Just because you have it shitty doesn’t mean you get to make everyone else feel like shit for not being as fucked up as you.
This isn’t a fucking competition. You don’t have to be “A depressed cutter with anorexic and bulimic tendencies, and anxiety, seven phobias and schizophrenia.”
Your stupid fucking dieting techniques do not mean you have an eating disorder. The fact that one time you go nervous doesn’t mean you have anxiety. Being sad sometimes doesn’t mean you’re depressed. Staying up all night doesn’t make you an insomniac.
So a big “Fuck you!” to everyone who romanticize mental disorders. They’re not fun and they don’t make you cute or special. They fucking suck."

   — Me wanting to smack your stupid faces (via cyanide-and-arsenic)

"As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are."

   — Ricky Gervaism, Why I’m an Atheist (via wildaisy)

(Source: zero-aperture)


Reasons I grab booty:

1: That shit soft

2:It relieve my stress

3: It’s good for my hand muscles